Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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