So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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