i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Randomize