Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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