Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Randomize
