Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
