And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
