Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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