what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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