but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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