I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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