Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Come share oat with me in your robe
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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