I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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