No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't deserve a penis
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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