On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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