Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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