Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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