I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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