I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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