We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
