it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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