Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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