i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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