i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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