You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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