I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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