My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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