I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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