just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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