I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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