Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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