problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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