Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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