Whod you bang
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Floor bacon is actually really good
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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