I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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