At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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