Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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