I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
