Having a random hookup so left but love u
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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