no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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