they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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