Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
