She said her name was "party"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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