Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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