People in love make me want to vomit
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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