He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize