can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's never too late to be topless.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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