After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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