How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
