I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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