From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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