How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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