TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My bed smells like the plague
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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