Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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