he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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