Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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