no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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