Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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