turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Mom said you looked used
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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