he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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